Seriously, I am not getting paid to say this
Turns out, he knows what he's doing. After going through a rigorous personality profile and a rigid communication process, I ended up meeting a girl named Tracy. She's a middle school teacher who lives down river, and depending on who you ask, we've been going out for a couple of weeks now. She claims she has seen every Seinfeld episode more than me, but I'm not sure that is humanly possible. She also shares my love of taking random road trips for no logical reason, as she wants to collect a post card from all 50 states. And aside from her roaring problem, she's pretty darn cute too. So props to you, Dr. Neil Clark Warren, you may make cheezy commercials, but your results are impressive.